Too much gin, very little bucket
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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