Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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