So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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