can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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