Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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