Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The ass gains better be worth it
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