This is not my ceiling
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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