I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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