i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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