Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to have your abortion
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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