You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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