how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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