shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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