i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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