too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
try to milk me bitch
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