Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
