you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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