I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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