He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize
