Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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