my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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