you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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