normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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