Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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