it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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