On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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