somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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