gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What did we do last night that was yellow?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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