Having a random hookup so left but love u
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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