Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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