my text book just quoted the cookie monster
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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