i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Vodka?
Forever.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
