i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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