If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
