Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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