? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize