JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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