i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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