We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
tell me about the fingering
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