is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
