Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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