i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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