I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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