I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
