when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I party with great urgency now.
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