Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
