I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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