Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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