we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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