Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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