Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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